It's a fact that's painfully obvious to me. The internet is full of some of the strangest people you'd never want to meet. This isn't a new revelation to me but as I dug deep in to the search terms people use to arrive here, I have to think that people may very well associate the Mix New American Diner in Chaska, Minnesota with ass fucking with no lube. Another thing I was unaware of is that I had ever mentioned bachelorette party and naked pictures in the same sentence but maybe I have.
One of the most popular searches has been about Extreme Trailer House Makeover which is shown on CMT. This is one I do remember writing about but only because the premise behind it sounded so far beyond stupid that I was oddly intrigued.
My final word of advice to someone Googling the weirdest terms I've seen: If the condom doesn't fit you should avoid ass fucking (safety first, jackass). And if you still have questions about "arabian fuck", feel free to ask your question or any others in the comments. I'm always up for answering questions about anything... no topic is off limits (unless I say so after it's been asked)
Thankfully, for the sake of society, there aren't any bizarre search terms taking people to MinnPics which doesn't have any profanity but does have plenty of the best photos Minnesota's photographers post to Flickr.
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I did a post about the "search words and terms" that lead people to my blog. Today on the site reader info...someone found me after they typed:
"insert food in anus"
I am scared for the future
With a blog called Cruel Virgin, can you imagine the kinds of folks who google me? What a disappointment when they come to my silly page.
lol, you MUST post the funny search terms!
One of mine was "there's no food in this house!" ?wtf?
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