If you haven't gotten it by now, you will be getting it soon. No, I'm not talking about a bitching case of the clap; I'm speaking about the "economic stimulus checks" aka the mortgage on the future.
The grandiose plan for this money from heaven is to drag this country out of a recession by spending money magically brought here from the future or China. Either way, you're supposed to run through the streets spending the cool $600 per adult tax payer on whatever you want. Preferably upscale prostitutes or lapdances for gentlemen and intimate apparrel and "massagers" for the ladies because what better way to stimulate the economy that stimulating yourself in the end?
Well, maybe not but a guy can dream. Here are some real ways people spent their cash as well as the best one of all but I'm curious how you plan on blowing your wad. Mine will be pissed away on a credit card bill. Exciting, right?
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I'm going to use it for 7 tanks of gas. In the old days I could drive for a two years on that kind of money.
Some travel...don't know where or when...but some summertime getaways for sure.
Mine will be replacing my hideously ugly new floor that I just bought, because I was a dumbass and didn't realize how awful it would be and that dropping a spoon on it would cause deep gauges.
http://spleeness.blogspot.com/2008/04/new-floor-take-two.html
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Gas for a road trip. I'll be economically stimulating the tourist traps of the 4 Corners region.
As of today, ONE tank of gas I think.
Thanks for dropping by my place. : )
P.S. - I dig your blog. *stroke, stroke* : )
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