Tuesday, October 14, 2008

It's time to erect something

I hope that everyone remembers Bob Dole. Remember how after his 1996 presidential run, he turned to endorsing Viagra?

Would it be stereotypical of me to say that all old politicians need their boner pills? At what age does El Capitan start to get sluggish?

Can it then be assumed that with this interview that a certain current presidential candidate is already in need of Viagra, Cialis or Levitra to firm up his meat rocket?



I am not an ageist but can America trust a man who is needs drugs to function in his daily life?

Even more importantly, are women being left out in the cold? No, not with men who aren't able to stiffen up their flaccid members but perking up something of their own. Of course, I am speaking of nipples. Many women are able to tell the temperature of a room with their nipples but what is being done about those who can't? Are the pharmaceutical companies looking out for women whose nipples aren't temperature sensitive? Where is the justice? Where is the equality? Where is the nipple hardness pill?

Tsk, tsk. If you haven't checked out MinnPics yet, you are missing out. It's coherent, full of great content and lots of pictures which means less of that pesky reading. The best photos from the best photographers and it's all about Minnesota.

4 comments:

Whiskeymarie said...

My gag reflex prevents me from thinking about John McCain's penis, erect or otherwise.

Sornie said...

Well, how about Johnny taking a shower whiskey?

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I am really terrified at the thought of either candidate's genitalia!

Oh...and I doubt you would make any more on your NHP....most women are not fans of the headlight look. Though I know men are quite fond of it! :)

Jules said...

You're definitely on to something with the nipple erection pill... but let's be fair, men could use it too, couldn't they? Cuz I find that QUITE lovely...