How can you tell when a new Walmart store opens? Well, in Austin, Minnesota they get downright excited. Hell, they get so damn excited that they fondle themselves out in the parking lot in anticipation of the plethora of low prices just past the aged greeter. I wish I was making this up but this, folks, is where I grew up.
Be sure to visit MinnPics where the photos are exciting but not fondle yourself exciting... or are they?
5 comments:
Heck, that's nornal behavior for a Walmart parking lot.
Are you kidding? Walmart is the death of a sex drive. That many screaming kids and stressed out parents sends me into a permanent state of celibacy.
Honestly, I really only get that excited at Walgreens. Maybe Costco.
And people wonder why Austin's so easy to leave. Some days I wish I did.
People kill each other in our WalMart parking lots, so self-fondling is the least of our worries...
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