A mathematical (word) equation to ponder

Michael Vick minus one NFL starting quarterback position with the Atlanta Falcons plus a potential 18 month jail sentence minus his anal virginity (maybe) divided by the chance that he'll be someone's bitch in the clink multiplied by the fact that his dog fighting buddies sold him out and threw him under the bus equals pure hilarity.

This marks post number 1600 and I think that this was my first mention of "anal virginity". I will be spending the rest of the day patting myself on the back.