Oh, hell, who am I kidding! "Chinese Democracy"
has about as much of a chance of being released as our troops pulling out of Iraq during this decade. "Chinese Democracy" is about as possible as the Minnesota Vikings winning a Superbowl in my lifetime. I'll be president of the U.S.A. (even with my large closet full of skeletons) before GNR releases "Chinese Democracy".I'll even one-up Dr. Pepper. If Guns N Roses does in fact release the entire "Chinese Democracy" album in a phyiscal CD format I'll get my nipples pierced. Hell, I'll go one step further and get a tattoo on my bicep of my readers' choosing if GNR releases "Chinese Democracy" during the 2008 calendar year. Well, with one catch, pitch in a few bucks each with your vote for the tattoo election to cover the costs but a few bucks for a tattoo which I have no say in could be fun. I'm confident that I'll ring in 2009 with my unadulterated biceps in tact and my nipples free of jewerly because Guns N Roses has become the joke of the music industry.
Hey, just for the hell of it, what tattoo would you guys stick me with? Would you recommend hoops or studs for my nipples? Not that I'm worried.
