Ellie Goulding bares her head-lights in sheer white dress

Ellie Goulding wore next to nothing on the red carpet at the Les Misérables premiere in London on Wednesday Dec. 5. It appeared as though Ellie didn’t want A-list stars Anne Hathaway and Amanda Seyfried to get all of the attention!

The “Lights” singer seemed unfazed by the bitter cold weather, however, there was one telling sign (or two) that the air was frigid.

Ellie made sure to show off all angles, exposing her boobs, nipples and underwear.

An all-out Olympic orgy

Sometime I just can't stop beating the proverbial dead horse. This is one of those times.

Sure, the 2008 Summer Olympic Games in Beijing, China ended nearly a week ago but that doesn't mean that we have to stop enjoying the mildly hilarious photos which aren't nearly as dirty, pornographic or sexual in nature as they seem to be. (h/t)

Seriously, though, the folks at College Humor can do better than these rather weak offerings and I'm sure you can too. Right?


If you readers can't do better, I swear to God that I'll come back with some gratuitious Olympic nipple or camel toe photos so fast it'll make your head spin.

Jennifer Lawrence - shear dress

 

Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence, shown above, looks 100% stunning in a form-fitting grey dress as she makes an appearance on a talk show. Upon further inspection, though, I did notice that her nipples are at least somewhat visible through the mildly shear fabric on the upper portion of this classy dress.

Alex Morgan in underwear - Olympics

Alex Morgan is the fresh-faced heartbreaker of the United States Women's Olympic Soccer Team. Having taken home the Olympic gold medal in the 2012 London games, I figured that it's time to show just how breathtaking U.S. soccer star Alex Morgan is once she's off the field. Check out the photo below of Alex Morgan, one of many stars from the London Olympics, looking hot in her underwear.

Alex Morgan, U.S. Women's Soccer star at the London Olympics, looking hot in some sporty underwear.

Hope Solo nipples - London Olympics soccer

Hope Solo, goaltender for the United States Women's Soccer Team, is the star of the team who is full of stars. Her impressive goaltending lead the U.S. Women's Soccer team to an Olympic gold medal versus Japan and puts yet another notch in what is becoming a dominating run for U.S. Women's Soccer on a global platform. Hope Solo, though, makes her mark in people's memories for being flat out hot. Check out the photo below of Hope Solo in her green goaltender's jersey with her nipples clearly visible.

Hope Solo, in the green jersey, poses with the rest of the U.S. Women's Soccer team prior to winning Olympic gold in London. Take note of her nipples poking through her green jersey (click to enlarge photo)

Best London Olympics volleyball butts

I wish that the London 2012 Summer Olympics would go on for months. The butt, camel toe, nipple and all around hot photos coming out of England are amazing. Today's batch is a "best of" from the world of beach volleyball and there is an added bonus of some rather chesty American fans thrown in for your enjoyment.

Anna Vozakova gets a pat on the butt from fellow Russian beach volleyball player Anastasia Vasina during their match at the Summer Olympics in London

Russian Evgeniya Ukolova dives for a shot, showing off her gorgeous butt, during a volleyball match at the London Olympics

Photographers know exactly what to shoot during breaks in the play at the London Olympics as this one captures some butt thrusting moves by the official beach volleyball dancers.

Liliana Baquerizo of Spain shows off her hot butt as she is seemingly tackled by her teammate during the London Olympics and her bikini bottoms come dangerously close to revealing everything.

Liliana Baquerizo of Spain sits alongside her teammate during a beach volleyball match at the London Olympics as both women show off their sexy butts for the cameras.

Russian beach volleyball players Marketa Slukova and Kristyna Kolocova pat and grab each others butts during a match at the London Olympics

Even the fans at the London Olympics are photo worthy as these fans of Team U.S.A. prove. Just check out this trio of American women in their sports bras (particularly the breasty lady on the right)

From the fine ass of Kerri Walsh to the Russian tennis team consisting of Maria Sharapova and Maria Kirilenko which has the hottest bodies of any Olympic team in London, the best London Olympic photos are right here. There's pole vaulter Leryn Franco of Paraguay displaying rather prominent camel toe. There is also the tantalizing nipples of Rebecca Soni. There's a never ending parade of nipples, ass, rocking bodies, cleavage, sexy butts and camel toe all updated multiple times per day.

The best faces at the London Olympics

The London Olympics feature much more than female athletes photographed with their nipples straining against their bikini tops and their camel toe on display for the world to see. There are also hundreds of photographs showing painfully contorted faces during competition. Below are the best of the best.

Linlin Deng - China - Vault: this Chinese gymnast appears to be constipated - or straining to remain standing.

Kohei Uchimura - Japan - Parallel Bars: again another gymnast appearing to be in pure agony. If gymnastics is so painful I suggest trying Dressage.

Savannah Vinsant - USA - Trampoline: Savannah Vinsant seems to be saying, with this look, that she is just as surprised as the rest of the world that jumping on a trampoline is an Olympic sport.

Maryna Kyiko - Ukraine - Trampoline: I think someone just let a really smelly Olympic-sized fart slip out based on that face.

Tom Daley - Great Britain - Diving: his face says it all, he just KNOWS that he's a second away from receiving an Olympic-sized enema.

Sexy butts - London Olympics volleyball

The 2012 Olympic Games have taken over London, England and that means one thing - beach volleyball. And with beach volleyball at the Olympics that means plenty of opportunities for intrepid sports photographers to unknowingly capture Olympic athletes showing off rock hard nipples, sexy butts, hot bodies and camel toe as they compete in their given Olympic sport. Check out photos below from a match between Spain and Italy.

Spain's Elsa Baquerizo McMillan (R) and Liliana Fernandez Steiner laugh after they collided while chasing after the ball and one rests on the others sexy butt.

Italy's Greta Cicolari (front) and Marta Menegatti show off their sexy butts for photographers at the London Olympics while they celebrate with fans after defeating Spain's Liliana Fernandez Steiner and Elsa Baquerizo McMillan

Spain's Elsa Baquerizo McMillan (front) dives to save the ball next to Liliana Fernandez Steiner during their women's round of 16 beach volleyball match against Italy's Greta Cicolari and Marta Menegatti at Horse Guards Parade during the London 2012 Olympic Games August 4, 2012. Just take a moment to soak up the beauty of Elsa McMillan and her hot, sexy butt.

I, for one, wish that the 2012 Olympic Games in London could continue forever because that would mean that the photos and video coming from across the pond wouldn't end either, and would be flush with nipples and camel toe. Keep checking back here as we move in to the second week of the London nipple Olympics steams along.

Check out a whole plethora of both nipples from the Olympics and Olympic camel toe and just downright hot and sexy Olympic photos as the London Summer Olympic games go on.

Russian hotties Maria Kirilenko and Maria Sharapova

While this latest photo gallery of sexy Russian hotties Maria Kirilenko and Maria Sharapova lacks camel toe and obvious showing of nipples, take not of the pure sexiness exuded by the two Marias. Maria Sharapova is widely known for being smoking hot but the real gem of the Russian Women's Olympic Tennis delegation is Maria Kirilenko. The fourth photo of Maria Kirilenko features a nice crotch shot that some may particularly enjoy.

Sexy russian tennis star Maria Kirilenko

Sexy russian tennis star Maria Kirilenko

Sexy russian tennis star Maria Kirilenko

Sexy russian tennis star Maria Kirilenko

Sexy russian tennis star Maria Kirilenko

Sexy russian tennis star Maria Kirilenko

Sexy russian tennis star Maria Sharapova

London Olympics - Rebecca Soni

Can nipples be spotted through the spandex outfits during Olympic swimming competition in London? The answer is a definitive yes! Rebecca Soni, pictured below, is proof positive that nipples can most definitely triumph over even the most resilient and streamlined Olympic-grade spandex.

Rebecca Soni celebrates winning gold and setting a new world record in the women's 200-meter breaststroke final with her nipples straining against her swimsuit.

London Olympics - crazy face painting photos

Sometimes, the London 2012 Summer Olympics are much more than nipples, camel toes, the perfect ass or the sexy athletes. Sometimes it's the fans, cheering on those same athletes from their home country, who deserve some recognition. Check out the photos below of crazy fans who have painted their faces in unique ways to show support for their favorite athletes.

This rabid and crazy soccer fan looks like he would eat opposing fans for dinner during the London Olympics.

Go Japan! This crazy fan is wearing what appears to be a bowling pin atop his painted face at the London Olympics.

U.S.A., U.S.A.! This father and daughter duo is representing the United States and supporting the U.S. Olympic team at the London games

Proudly representing Germany, this Olympic fan could also pass for a pale faced reindeer with that red nose.

This little girl's parents spent some time painting the British flag on this proud Olympic supporter's face

This Olympic soccer fan went all out in the area of face painting for the London summer games

A female Olympic fan roots on the German team at the London 2012 Summer Olympics

Check out a whole plethora of both nipples from the Olympics and Olympic camel toe and just downright hot and sexy Olympic photos as the London Summer Olympic games go on.

London Olympics - dripping with sexy women

Russian longjumper Darya Klishina qualifies as sexy. So does Italian Olympic volleyball player Francesca Piccinini. American beach volleyballer Jen Kessy does too.

Blonde Russian longjumper Darya Klishina is getting plenty of attention during the 2012 London Olympics as one of the sexy athletes showing off her beauty and athletic prowess.

Italian volleyballer Francesca Piccinini posed nude in a 2004 calendar published by the Italian version of Men's Health magazine.

American beach volleyball player Jen Kessy is definitely one to watch as she rocks the fashionable tiny bikini in London this summer.

Leryn Franco of Paraguay was the runner-up for Miss Universe in Paraguay in 2006.

Australian mountain biker Niki Gudex is also is a model and graphic designer.

Check out a whole plethora of both nipples from the Olympics and Olympic camel toe and just downright hot and sexy Olympic photos as the London Summer Olympic games go on.

Sexy Olympic beach volleyball dancers - photos

Women's Olympic beach volleyball must be the only sport with cheerleaders or dancers and I am not objecting. These bikini-clad women are drop dead sexy - just check out the photos below.

A cheerleader performs, wiggling her hips and butt in her tiny bikini, during the women's beach volleyball

Cheerleaders perform in sexy bikinis during the women's beach volleyball preliminary phase

Cheerleaders perform, showing some magnificent cleavage, during the women's beach volleyball preliminary phase

Cheerleaders perform during Women's Beach Volleyball on Day 1

Cheerleaders perform, showing off a curvaceous butt, during Women's Beach Volleyball on Day 1