An all-out Olympic orgy

Sometime I just can't stop beating the proverbial dead horse. This is one of those times.

Sure, the 2008 Summer Olympic Games in Beijing, China ended nearly a week ago but that doesn't mean that we have to stop enjoying the mildly hilarious photos which aren't nearly as dirty, pornographic or sexual in nature as they seem to be. (h/t)

Seriously, though, the folks at College Humor can do better than these rather weak offerings and I'm sure you can too. Right?


If you readers can't do better, I swear to God that I'll come back with some gratuitious Olympic nipple or camel toe photos so fast it'll make your head spin.

Swimmer Stephanie Rice bikini pictures

Australian swimmer Stephanie (Steph) Rice has had an illustrious career and somewhat of a meteoric rise to fame known both for her athletic prowess in the pool and her stunning good looks (especially in bikini photos shown below) -- both of which have given her huge amounts of attention.

In the swimming world, Stephanie Rice burst on to the scene at the 2007 Melbourne World Championships where she won a bronze medal in the 200m individual medley. From there, she went on to win three gold medals at the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing and 2 silver medals and a bronze medal at the 2009 World Championships.

Following her performance at the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Australian Stephanie Rice seems to have turned her focus to modeling as is evidenced by the swimsuit photos of Stephanie Rice featured below. Additionally, the Australian beauty has been romantically linked to Los Angeles Lakes basketball star Kobe Bryant (oh, Stephanie Rice, you should probably steer clear of Kobe Bryant.).

Be sure to scroll all the way to the bottom to check out the two photos of Stephanie Rice featuring camel toe. Quite the catch even two weeks after the 2012 London Summer Olympics have come to a close.

Australian Swimmer Stephanie (Steph) Rice bikini pictures

Australian Swimmer Stephanie (Steph) Rice bikini picture with camel toe

Australian Swimmer Stephanie (Steph) Rice bikini picture with camel toe

Kim Kardashian camel toe

I am not a fan of the Kardashian clan but I will say that Kim Kardashian has a smoking hot body. Factor in Kim Kardashian's display of camel toe in this photo and you have a winning combination. Why, though, is camel toe in some celebrities so easy to spot? I suspect it's a two-fold problem. The first being that they are obviously wearing pants which are far too tight in the crotchal region. The second contributing factor to celebrity camel toe is, and this is only a hypothesis, that the region in question has... oh, hell, I'm not even going to say it because it would be too vulgar even for this website.

Without further ado, here is the promised Kim Kardashian camel toe picture.

Kim Kardashian showing off her sexy curves, cleavage and a bit of camel toe.

Singer Jessie J - cameltoe

While I don't understand why British "singer" Jessie J is a star in her own country, much less here in the United States, her poor fashion choices make up for her lack of talent. For no other reason than spotting camel toe in her skin-tight spandex bodysuits, Jessie J at least makes for good conversation even if it does center solely on her lack of talent and the fact that she should take a look in the mirror before she hits the stage. Her performance during the London Olympics closing ceremony, like much of her other performances, was lackluster and her nude-colored bodysuit failed to reveal any camel toe but the purple number pictured below her Olympic disaster does show her camel toe.

Jessie J's nude colored Olympic body suit revealed no camel toe

This purple catsuit does show off camel toe.

The best faces at the London Olympics

The London Olympics feature much more than female athletes photographed with their nipples straining against their bikini tops and their camel toe on display for the world to see. There are also hundreds of photographs showing painfully contorted faces during competition. Below are the best of the best.

Linlin Deng - China - Vault: this Chinese gymnast appears to be constipated - or straining to remain standing.

Kohei Uchimura - Japan - Parallel Bars: again another gymnast appearing to be in pure agony. If gymnastics is so painful I suggest trying Dressage.

Savannah Vinsant - USA - Trampoline: Savannah Vinsant seems to be saying, with this look, that she is just as surprised as the rest of the world that jumping on a trampoline is an Olympic sport.

Maryna Kyiko - Ukraine - Trampoline: I think someone just let a really smelly Olympic-sized fart slip out based on that face.

Tom Daley - Great Britain - Diving: his face says it all, he just KNOWS that he's a second away from receiving an Olympic-sized enema.

Camel toe or cameltoe - inside the London Olympics

The two-plus weeks of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London are grueling for everyone, myself included. Each day I carefully pour through hundreds, sometimes thousands of photos from a plethora of sources in an effort to find interesting, weird, scandalous and sexy photographs of top-notch Olympic athletes. First and foremost in my search are the ever-elusive camel toe (some search for it as cameltoe, so there it is) photos.

Then comes the easier nipple photos. The majority of those come from the outdoor sports and being that London is a cooler climate, this year's Olympic games have been a goldmine for Olympic nipple photos. Lastly is the periodic showcase of hot/sexy Olympic athletes and perfect butts or hot asses.

Yes, I actually do research on these athletes -- think along the lines of Antonija Misura, Elsa Baquerizo and basically every member of the Olympic delegations from Spain, Italy and, of course, Brazil. The countries of the former Soviet Union are also a great source of hot Olympic bodies.

Check back soon for new photo galleries of hot Olympic athletes, nipples and the ever-elusive Olympic Camel Toe.

From the fine ass of Kerri Walsh to the Russian tennis team consisting of Maria Sharapova and Maria Kirilenko which has the hottest bodies of any Olympic team in London, the best London Olympic photos are right here. There's pole vaulter Leryn Franco of Paraguay displaying rather prominent camel toe. There is also the tantalizing nipples of Rebecca Soni. There's a never ending parade of nipples, ass, rocking bodies, cleavage, sexy butts and camel toe all updated multiple times per day.

Sexy butts - London Olympics volleyball

The 2012 Olympic Games have taken over London, England and that means one thing - beach volleyball. And with beach volleyball at the Olympics that means plenty of opportunities for intrepid sports photographers to unknowingly capture Olympic athletes showing off rock hard nipples, sexy butts, hot bodies and camel toe as they compete in their given Olympic sport. Check out photos below from a match between Spain and Italy.

Spain's Elsa Baquerizo McMillan (R) and Liliana Fernandez Steiner laugh after they collided while chasing after the ball and one rests on the others sexy butt.

Italy's Greta Cicolari (front) and Marta Menegatti show off their sexy butts for photographers at the London Olympics while they celebrate with fans after defeating Spain's Liliana Fernandez Steiner and Elsa Baquerizo McMillan

Spain's Elsa Baquerizo McMillan (front) dives to save the ball next to Liliana Fernandez Steiner during their women's round of 16 beach volleyball match against Italy's Greta Cicolari and Marta Menegatti at Horse Guards Parade during the London 2012 Olympic Games August 4, 2012. Just take a moment to soak up the beauty of Elsa McMillan and her hot, sexy butt.

I, for one, wish that the 2012 Olympic Games in London could continue forever because that would mean that the photos and video coming from across the pond wouldn't end either, and would be flush with nipples and camel toe. Keep checking back here as we move in to the second week of the London nipple Olympics steams along.

Check out a whole plethora of both nipples from the Olympics and Olympic camel toe and just downright hot and sexy Olympic photos as the London Summer Olympic games go on.

London Olympics - crazy face painting photos

Sometimes, the London 2012 Summer Olympics are much more than nipples, camel toes, the perfect ass or the sexy athletes. Sometimes it's the fans, cheering on those same athletes from their home country, who deserve some recognition. Check out the photos below of crazy fans who have painted their faces in unique ways to show support for their favorite athletes.

This rabid and crazy soccer fan looks like he would eat opposing fans for dinner during the London Olympics.

Go Japan! This crazy fan is wearing what appears to be a bowling pin atop his painted face at the London Olympics.

U.S.A., U.S.A.! This father and daughter duo is representing the United States and supporting the U.S. Olympic team at the London games

Proudly representing Germany, this Olympic fan could also pass for a pale faced reindeer with that red nose.

This little girl's parents spent some time painting the British flag on this proud Olympic supporter's face

This Olympic soccer fan went all out in the area of face painting for the London summer games

A female Olympic fan roots on the German team at the London 2012 Summer Olympics

Check out a whole plethora of both nipples from the Olympics and Olympic camel toe and just downright hot and sexy Olympic photos as the London Summer Olympic games go on.

London Olympics - dripping with sexy women

Russian longjumper Darya Klishina qualifies as sexy. So does Italian Olympic volleyball player Francesca Piccinini. American beach volleyballer Jen Kessy does too.

Blonde Russian longjumper Darya Klishina is getting plenty of attention during the 2012 London Olympics as one of the sexy athletes showing off her beauty and athletic prowess.

Italian volleyballer Francesca Piccinini posed nude in a 2004 calendar published by the Italian version of Men's Health magazine.

American beach volleyball player Jen Kessy is definitely one to watch as she rocks the fashionable tiny bikini in London this summer.

Leryn Franco of Paraguay was the runner-up for Miss Universe in Paraguay in 2006.

Australian mountain biker Niki Gudex is also is a model and graphic designer.

Check out a whole plethora of both nipples from the Olympics and Olympic camel toe and just downright hot and sexy Olympic photos as the London Summer Olympic games go on.

Sexy Olympic beach volleyball dancers - photos

Women's Olympic beach volleyball must be the only sport with cheerleaders or dancers and I am not objecting. These bikini-clad women are drop dead sexy - just check out the photos below.

A cheerleader performs, wiggling her hips and butt in her tiny bikini, during the women's beach volleyball

Cheerleaders perform in sexy bikinis during the women's beach volleyball preliminary phase

Cheerleaders perform, showing some magnificent cleavage, during the women's beach volleyball preliminary phase

Cheerleaders perform during Women's Beach Volleyball on Day 1

Cheerleaders perform, showing off a curvaceous butt, during Women's Beach Volleyball on Day 1

Olympic camel toe takes London

The 2012 Olympic Games take over London, England in mere days and that can only mean one thing - beach volleyball. And with beach volleyball at the Olympics that means plenty of opportunities for intrepid sports photographers to unknowingly capture Olympic athletes showing off rock hard nipples and camel toe as they compete in their given Olympic sport.

Take, for instance, the two photos below of U.S. Olympic Women's Beach Volleyball star Kerri Walsh. Her nipples were the nipples seen 'round the world and these two photos from preliminary competition show that some things never change.

I, for one, hope that the 2012 Olympic Games in London are warm and sunny because if there's rain to dampen the spirits of the games that means that the photos and video coming from across the pond won't be as bright, vibrant and flush with nipples and camel toe as the 2008 Beijing games were. Keep your fingers crossed and the countdown to the London nipple Olympics kicks in to high gear.

Check out a whole plethora of both nipples from the Olympics and Olympic camel toe and just downright hot and sexy Olympic photos as the London Summer Olympic games go on.

Is that a Katy Perry camel toe?

At 1:34 in this video from the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show televised Tuesday evening on CBS, the camera pans up and, for whatever reason, it is zoomed in tight to Katy Perry's crotch and what is shown is a clear and present camel toe. When will stars learn to use some corn starch and avoid the much-dreaded camel toe? While this won't cause Katy Perry's career to spin in to a death spiral it is embarrassing -- especially when millions of people saw her camel toe on TV and hundreds of thousands more will see this YouTube clip.

Oh well, at least we know that the editing from the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was fast and loose because my most recent edition of Rolling Stone had a photo of Katy Perry in the same outfit she was wearing during this performance so we can't blame live TV for showing us Katy Perry's camel toe.

Lady Gaga rocks face pearls, cameltoe?

I'll be damned if Lady Gaga didn't strike again at give America an entirely new look to critique. I'll give her credit for braving what New Yorkers are calling a "blizzard" wearing fishnets, a bikini, about 8 inch tall platform boots and a shitload of pearls glued to random areas of her body.

Sure, this is about as far from news as things can get but no matter what people think, she hasn't gotten to the top of the popular music mountain by being a talentless hack. Her music, while not for everybody, is legitimately popular. She sells singles via iTunes better than almost nobody else and she has dominated radio for the past year without taking a break.

The best I can come up with is that she's a distraction. During times like these (dank, cold weather following nearly endless snowfall; shitty economic situations; etc.) we would rather be distracted than reminded about our own pitiful lives and if that means visiting Huffington Post to look at Lady Gaga - a performance pop artist - and critique her latest "holy shit" fashion moment then so be it. I know I'd rather take a break and check out an attractive woman - yes, she is normal underneath all the make-up and bizarre outfits - than focus on the fact that my needs hundreds of dollars of repairs in the near future. Factor in that either Lady Gaga's sporting some camel toe or her pearl bikini bottom is somewhat wrinkled and awkwardly positioned and the photo above is the most perfect blogosphere fodder yet this week. (Take that George W. Bush billboard in Wyoming, MN!)

If you love photos - and who doesnt? - check out the best photos Minnesota has to offer at MinnPics!

Because nobody's reading, here's my top five

Welcome, scant few readers, to this yea'rs summary of the top five posts here at A Day in the Life. It's been a strange and glorious year. 2008 had the Summer Olympics in Beijing, China. It also had a ton of increasingly insane ramblings during the summer months from yours truly. Then in April I coyly announced the impending birth of our first child. In November I asked for names and in mid-November she graced us with her presence. Oh, many points were awarded throughout the year because I'm a generous fellow. And as 2009 approaches, I am seriously considering invoking some sort of rule where I can take the points back much like a large company buying back their stock because, yes, even blogs are facing tough economic times and even facing bankruptcy.

But truly, you're here to see what the five most-clicked posts were here at Minnesota's home for random nothingness with a soul of stone, A Day in the Life. Without further ado, here we go...

#1 From camel toe to nipples, the olympics are the place
I covered the 2008 summer Olympics like a fucking blanket and in my thinking back to gymnasts with their suits too tight and bodies covered in sweat, some things, like camel toe and visible nippage, are inevitable. It was done purely as a joke in my attempt to mock the Olympics but apprently the world is full of perverts, all of whom landed here, and generated literally hundreds of thousands of page views. Thanks pervs, your traffic translated to about two bucks right here in my still empty pockets.

#2 I'm on camel toe patrol
Oddly enough, as I pored through the thousands of photos available at the NBC Olympics website, I caught zero instances of visible camel toe. Maybe the gymnasts and their Olympic cohorts are using some sort of camel toe avoiding powder or spray but their spandex suits just weren't sucking up into their most intimate of places. It still generated a fuckload of traffic which proves the relevance of the Olympic games... for perverts.

#3 Welcome to China, nipple capital of the world
Yes, three of my top five posts were about a mish-mash of nipples, camel toe and the Olympics. This is where I finally dished on some of the nippage photos I unearthed. The U.S. Women's Beach Volleyball duo of Kerri Walsh and Misty May-Treanor provided most of the material as they were probably the most photographed athletes in Beijing. Again, thanks to the perverts across these fine United States for making August a huge month!

#4 Mix American Diner, Chaska, MN
If restaurant reviews work at Lazy Lighting, why not for me? I did just one restaurant review this year and even without photos, people read it. The decor of Mix American Diner in Chaska is, for lack of a better word, awesome. If only their early attempts at food had matched. With prices truly sky high during my June (I think) visit, I was truly disappointed. Pick a damn identity, already. Your food screams diner while your prices outpace those of a chain such as Olive Garden. Hey, with the economy the way it is I'd encourage anyone still reading this to give the downtown Chaska diner a shot because I've heard that they have adjusted prices and now actually include french fries with meals deserving of them.

#5 A blog post about blogging for bloggers
I can't take anything seriously but I am also a wealth of information. That combination is what spawned this post inspired by this post. Two parts humor, one part self-deprecation, three parts untruths, mix thoroughly and keep it short. Plenty of folks read it and maybe this re-pimping of it will bring people back. Or not.

Of course, as the year draws to a close and the world crumbles around us, there's some housekeeping duties left to tend to. I still have to update all of you who don't give a crap about the 2008 Death Pool. I'm fairly certain that not a damn one of those listed on the death pool kicked it but there are probably some candidates on that list worthy of being on 2009's Death Pool.

How could I forget about something I'm actually proud of? In July I launched MinnPics because I am at least an amateur photographer and I am truly inspired by alot of what I see posted by Minnesotans on Flickr. It's going slowly but steadily as I recently added a MinnPics Flickr pool and am always looking at other ways to make this little pet of mine something more. So after you sober up, check out MinnPics because right now I'm doing a year-end wrap-up of sorts with photos and would love to have you join the Flickr pool and contribute your amazing photos to it.

If the movie is called porno, just say it

Let's get back to the fundamentals of the world as we know it. Sex. More specifically pornography. Call it porn, porno, naked lady films, nudie films, etcetera.


This weekend is a landmark of sorts for the American film industry. Friday is the release date of Director Kevin Smith's raunchiest film to date, Zack & Miri Make a Porno.


I know that given Smith's history and the casting of Seth Rogen as the lead character Zack that the movie will be funny. The dialog will be filthy. The movie will be huge as far as comedies go.


What really has my undies in a bunch is the mainstream advertising for this film.


At some times on various big television networks, the film's title appears in full, other times -- sometimes on the same network (most notably NBC) -- the title is simply displayed as Zack & Miri. What has me puzzled the most is that in early evening hours (7 PM) I saw the film's full title displayed in the commercial touting its upcoming opening and the abridged version was seen past 11 PM during an episode of Saturday Night Live.

Is it just me or it this backwards? The movie isn't a porn flick nor is it any more sexually graphic than anything else released in the past few years. We can view television shows on the major networks during prime time that depict sexual acts and feature phrases which lie just outside of George Carlin's Seven Words such as penis, vagina, nipple, camel toe, slut, whore and a whole host of phrases which wouldn't have been acceptable in the relatively tight-laced 80s but we can't see the word porno typed out in a damn commercial? Where is this supposed secular culture that the ultra-religious feverishly bitch about? I just want to see porno typed out on my hi-def tv.

Alas, there is no porn at MinnPics but there is a wealth of stunning photography from across Minnesota.